Wednesday 10:43pm

tongue has settled back down again. no idea what's going on with that.


new girl started at work today. she's cute and friendly and seems to be with it, but lets see if she lasts before we get attached. they always leave me *tear*


got invited to the Dymocks Booklovers VIP party to get 20 per cent of all full priced books. Between me, mum and the boss, we spent $200 after discounts. We got two snazzy bags out of it. I love books.


the unit block i live in has officially been sold according to the promo flyer i got in the mail yesterday. still not word on what's happening there, if anything.


i love scones.


went to the Newtown Festival the other week. got "hey don't i know you?" hit on by a chick selling crepes and didn't buy a damn thing. very disappointing day. did see a child staring at a massive pile of horseshit, was almost as amusing as the guy next to me saying to his friend "dude, that kid is just staring at that massive pile of horseshit!"


i'm taking mum to new zealand for her birthday, which is new years eve. we're going for ten days and will probably spend most of our time in auckland. suggestions for things to do gratefully accepted.


no word from polymorph


haven't been to bed before 11:30 innnnnnnnn two weeks? dying, but when i go to bed, i can't sleep. dying.


new toothbrush has ripped up my gums. not cool, bro


jack the dog likes me now. he's an old fart with a bald spot, but he'd kill ya if he didn't like the smell of ya.


the whole Sydney CBD smells like piss, but apparently i'm the only one who can smell it. am now paranoid that it's actually me.


loving the sunshine. my pale, fragile skin does not.

oh hey

did you hear about the dude making piggybanks out of once-were-real-life piglets?

fun and games

my right tongue stud is an annoying little bastard. This morning, after brushing my teeth, it was a bit achey, so have a bit of an investigation. stick out my tongue, push the bars up with my teeth and PLOB out spurts pus. Nothin' makes you feel sexier first thing on a monday then a goober of pus in your mouth...

there was a hair caught in my tastebuds and i've had Indian food two days running, so hopefully it's just irriated and not an abcess, thought i wouldn't be surprised. It's been 8 months and the right stud has never settled down. Left one is sweet as, he's just chilling, right one is a cry baby.

other piercing related news, one of my dermals has rotated 90 degrees. Usually this wouldn't have bothered me, they settle how they settle, but since i got these with a specific purpose, it this means if i put the ring on it, it's going to be sideways.

train about to go into the City tunnel, update again later

I called Polymorph last week to check in to see if my next three dermals were in yet cos it'd been three weeks. Looks like the order was missed so I have to keep waiting.

*flails like an impatient toddler*

Elise has two kitchens worth of utensils, including and not limited to, a one mil measuring spoon, a mini blender, at least 4 pasta mixing spoons and what quite possibly could be a kitty litter scoop, but doesn't own a single bottle opener.

What kind of insanatorium do I live in?

Also, on a related note, after improvising with a wine stopper, this beer tastes like disappointment and wasted effort. Am now consoling myself with a shit-ton of 4 beans and corn salad because for some reason I thought one big can would be more suitable for a single person then several small ones.