Ren and I ares funnies

Botexty : i don't wish to alarm you, but i have chocolate here that tells me it wants to be inside you

Renata : oh

Renata : oh dear

Renata : thats a little violent

Botexty : i think it means it more sexually then violently

Renata : oh.. oooh..

Botexty : it's not sharpening any blades or weilding flame throwers

Botexty : so i think you're safe in that regard

Renata : well thats reassuring given the area it wants to be in

Botexty : yes, you shall live to see another day

Renata : yay

Renata : well im afraid chocolate is going to have to wait til another day to violat eme too

Renata : violate*

Botexty : oh it won't like that

Renata : we shall have to schedule ren-ellie-chocolate time

Botexty : i think it really wanted to be inside you today

Renata : chocolate has time to do its research

Renata : find out all the moves i like

Botexty : hmm, might be a good idea, i think it was planning to just dazzle you with it's good looks

Botexty : (but just between me and you, it's lacking a little in substence)

Botexty : but you never know, it might be a tasty little number, i wouldn't know, i don't dabble with another woman's chocolate

Renata : haha

Renata : nono its totally unacceptable

Renata : i hear you can get stoned to death for such acts

Botexty : and we know i don't get stoned either!

Botexty : lose-lose

Renata : drats!

Renata : it seems counterproductive anyway

Renata : cause itd just make you REALLY want the chocolate then

Botexty : hmmm i think you're lucky this chocolate is the "but i'm beautiful!" stubborn type, otherwise it mighten hang around

Botexty : with these little games you're playing, accidence happens

Botexty : but its a play it mean, keep it keen type of chocolate

Botexty : the saucy little muppet

Renata : haha

Renata : you have really given this chocolate character

Botexty : this is what living alone does to a girl, all inanimate objects end up with personalities

Botexty : you should hear what the kitchen sink says to me, it's so cruel

Botexty : strangly enough (cos we WEREN'T strange enough just yet) the only thing that immidiately pops to mind as not having a personality is my vibes

Botexty : what the fuck does that say about me

Renata : haha

Renata : its prolly for the best

Renata : cause its one of those things thatd be weird if it did

Botexty : they know far too much

Renata : indeed

Renata : and you dont want a fixed personality for your vibe

Renata : what if youre not looking for that kinda guy at that time

Botexty : well one has a name

Renata : flexibility is key

Botexty : the others don't, but one does

Botexty : haha my least favourite one has a name, haha

Botexty : oh man

Botexty : i need a life

Botexty : with a real life man in it

Botexty : or just a life, lets not push it

Renata : i have a real life man, it doesnt make me any less crazy than you

Renata : i think the crazy is just a set thing

Renata : no getting aroundit

Botexty : i think i'm a little less crazy then you

Renata : haha

Renata : is that so

Botexty : i tried to message you earlier but it didn't send for some reason

Renata : hmn odd

Botexty : i was seeing stingrays in my tongue

Botexty : like when i twisted it with the jewelry

Botexty : and i wanted to show you

Botexty : but it rejected

Renata : silly phone

Renata : stingrays are kinda cute

Renata : in a lethal way

Botexty : stingrays/slates and dugongs are my favourite wet animals :D

Renata : teehee

Renata : dugongs

Renata : they have funny faces

Renata : they look a little genital

Botexty : they're all dopey lookin

Botexty : just wanna cuddle em!!

Renata : theyre all nomnom lettuce

Renata : anyway

Renata : i must do stuffs

Renata : you are far too distracting

Botexty : they go crazy for lettus!

Botexty : so cute

Botexty : and yes i know i am, and resistence is futile

Botexty : so quit your bitching

Botexty : and come hug me

Botexty : i'll even show you my new bras for you to grope me through

Botexty : they're all soft, so the groping will be extra comfy

Renata : haha

Renata : youre so considerate

Renata : wouldnt want to hurt my hands

Botexty : and my boobs are quite jiggly today, i think its the combo of lowcut top and soft cup bra

Botexty : i was like hauling my shopping home, semi-mesmerised by my own cleavage jiggle

Botexty : it's a bit of a bother, i'll walk out into traffic one day

Botexty : the combinatrion of cleavage, jiggle and the sun reflecting off the paleness - i won't stand a chance!

Botexty : my chest is a safety hazard

Botexty : it should come with stickers declaring so

Renata : it sure is, the RTA is starting a warning campaign as we speak

Renata : anyway i really must go

Renata : i need to restart my laptop for one

Renata : cause its shitting its pants

Renata : but then i need to do thingsss

Botexty : :(

Renata : tooderrooo

Botexty : byess